Now, we'd like to introduce you to our top executives. Please take a moment to read their bios. We're sure you'll be impressed with their vast experience and remember - Cybersoup is an equal opportunity employer!

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Mr. Fu-Two - President of CyberSoup
Mr. Fu-Two is not a young pup anymore. No siree, Bob!. But he still rules CyberSoup and its subsidiary companies with an iron paw. He designed and built CyberSoup from the ground up with his own little paws. He hired the crew after an exhausting search, approved the artwork and toils daily on the ins and outs of running a wonderful, magical web site. Mr. Fu-Two is a diabetic who has to have twice-daily insulin injections. When his blood sugar gets low, he screams for food so loudly that you can hear him throughout Cyberspace. Everyone rushes to get Mr. Fu-Two something to eat so his energy level will once again rise and he will become the stalwart figure we've all come to love and treasure. Also known as Doody or Foody-Doody.

Mr. Bogie - Vice President of CyberSoup
Mr. Bogie is Mr. Fu-Two's younger brother by one year. Mr. Bogie is generally quite healthy for his age, although arthritis does cause him to limp sometimes. In that case, he walks with a little cane we've had designed for him. The company is saving to get him a pair of electric roller-skates that he can use on those harsh winter days when the arthritis kicks in. Mr. Bogie works paw-in-paw with his brother to keep CyberSoup hopping. The two are often seen late at night, brainstorming new ideas to add to the program. Mr. Bogie and Mr. Fu-Two are both very fond of kids and they keep trying to come up with new kiddy ideas for CyberSoup, but both, being childless, find it a little hard to know exactly what kids want. They would appreciate your suggestions. Also known as MacBogie for his obvious Scottish heritage.

Ms. Maya - Communications Expert
Ms. Maya is a savvy little thing, always perched by the computer, ready to send e-mail to any needy CyberSoup visitor. She works as fast as her little paws can type, but she occasionally gets backlogged because of all the mail we get. Ms. Maya asks you all to be patient. She can get very cranky sometimes, mainly because when she was a tiny little baby, she was gravely ill and everyone thought she would die from the horrible upper respiratory and eye infection she had. She apparently caught them while still in the womb. Ms. Maya still suffers from occasional eye problems and asthma as a result of her early traumas. So we humor her and when she's had enough reading and typing for the day, we send her home to her little kitty cave for a baby sleep. Also known as Baby Queen of CyberSoup.

Mr. Chipper - Sergeant-at-Arms
You'd think with a name like Chipper, Mr. Chipper would, indeed, be chipper. But, he's not. Mr. Chipper was hired to crack the whip and make sure the other hired hands at CyberSoup do their chores and do them well. Poor J and Ginger are forced to write reams and reams of html as a result of Mr. Chipper's whip. Often, Mr. Chipper can be found patrolling the offices of CyberSoup in the dead of night to make sure that J is writing html. He once found Ginger asleep on the floor and dropped the mouse he found right on her sleeping head. She screamed so loud that she even woke J from his html daze. J, in turn, made a mess of the Homepage Builder and that's why we got someone else to build it. Chipper is also known as Chip-Dip.

Ms. Artemis - Morale Officer
As a champion in the sport of English riding called Dressage, Ms. Artemis feels she is well equipped to serve as company Morale Officer. She's had many trying times in her illustrious career and knows what it takes to keep going when the going gets tough. Ms. Artemis makes sure that all play is fair and that there is no biting, kicking or punching below the belt. Despite being past her prime (about 33 now), Ms. Artemis is still a looker. She struggles daily with the ravages of cushings disease and arthritis, but is holding her own. Ms. Artemis is not known by any other names because, frankly, she is too good for that.

Mr. Cody - Mail Room Clerk
Being a pure wild Mustang, as fast as the wind, Mr. Cody is routinely used to rapidly transport CyberSoup's snail mail to the local post office. Even though the snail mail is expected to be slow, we at CyberSoup believe it should get wherever it's going post haste. On his way, Mr. Cody rounds up the herd because he's thinking of starting his own Pony Express company when he retires from CyberSoup. When he and Ms. Artemis aren't performing their regular chores, they are in charge of testing all the food supplies in the CyberSoup kitchen. They can be seen performing this tremendously stressful routine morning, noon and night, each and every day. There is no rest for an official CyberSoup food taster. Occasionally, Mr. Cody has been known to have tried to taste Maya, but it was quickly pointed out to him that she is off limits. Also known as Banana-Head or Camel-Nose.

Mr. Dancer - Poop Patroller
When it comes to poop, Mr. Dancer is the best patroller in the business. CyberSoup produces lots of poop and poop needs emptying now and then otherwise we shall all drown in it and that's not a very pleasant sight or site. In that case, Mr. Dancer grabs his pitchfork, ties on his trusty halter and lassoes it to the poop bucket holder. He then roams the property in search of poop. When he finds poop, he hurls it into the bucket and then hauls it away. Each and every day, Dancer finds poop. We are often surprised by just how much poop Mr. Dancer finds. Sometimes, we even think he might be manufacturing it along the way, just to make us think he's doing a really terrific job. Nah! He'd never do that. Also known as Poo-Poo Doggie, Doggie-Boy or Pup-O.

Alvie - CyberSoup's Resident Lost Soul
Alvie came to us one year ago today from ... well ... he says he's from France, but we have our doubts. He appeared in our refrigerator and was freezing quite rapidly until he was rescued by Fu-Two who took him under his wing, so to speak. Alvie is a strange little fellow who comes and goes at will, never appearing in the same place twice and is always green. Although, sometimes, he is less green. It depends on the day and his mood. His hobby is collecting carrots. He is very depressed at times because he has nothing to do. We give him chores to keep him from getting depressed but Alvie does not clean toilets very well and so we've had to find other things for him to do. He is now standing outside our office with a big sign in the shape of an arrow with "CyberSoup" written on it, pointing strays and bums our way. Occasionally, he comes up with some harebrained idea, such as the time he suggested he could make gasoline from water and dirt, or the time he said he could make rain fall on drought-ridden Africa by just throwing some cockamamie pink powder in the air. He means well, but, oh well, we love him anyway. Alvie is also known as france guy @ CyberSoup.

J, Ginger and Cecelia - Html Slaves
These three humans have been writing html's until they are blue in the face. They try to tell people that they're really the ones who made CyberSoup what it is today, but we all know better. Drones cannot be expected to be great. Just ask Alvie. Alvie knows. These three humans aren't known as anything else because we're not entirely sure that they even exist.